[Alec]
Cruising through the Mesozoic era in my Honda
Blowing the stops signs and monoxide ganja
And so I stop blowing lines
And the whole time I'm getting blown by this dime-piece named Tanya
And Sonya, behind her: Russia with love
You know I've got some fine b**hes from the homeland
Lost in time, my state of mind stays stolen
Riding with Viva, dick size Gary Coleman
[Viva]
Dick size leaves vaginas wide open
Rolling deep, trolling b**hes like the Omen
Nutted on molly, now I'm out of serotonin
So I jack off into my elderly cat's colon
I get aroused when the p**y starts moaning
Poop juices flowing going all over my scrotum
I smile, and it's not just cause I'm rolling
It's because my cat is drooling all over my bo*er
[Alec]
I'm the mute bu*ton on these rappers acting cute and
Last he looked I'm dropping acid in the f**ing booth (what?)
Psychedelics in the studio?
No, with gang of girls into nudity and coke, I'm an animal
Amplify on the mic, cannabis, zone out
Eating a damn banana like it's a dick, you can't handle it
Tongue in the cli*oris I'm a Facebook fan of it
Thumb in her uterus and I'm rolling in tandem with...
[Viva]
Jacking off into the dishes, back to the walls
Suspicious because my mod-mates are at the mall
Which isn't really that suspicious
Except they've been gone a long time and Zoe hasn't even called
My room is small and cold like my heart
Feminists broke me and tore my soul apart
When I'm lonely I start a**uming sh**
End up masturbating using my tears as lubricant