i'm going crazy i'm lying on my back
there's an army of idiots out on the attack
uniformed and armed with shotguns full of sh**
you better run or else you're gonna get hit
i don't know if i can deal with this
i'm gonna have a conniption fit
you're in my living room i can see it on your face
you're on my TV screen pleading your f**ing case
well i don't want it
no i don't care
i'm stuck here pulling out my f**ing hair
i don't know if i can deal with this
i'm gonna have a conniption fit
i'm gonna have a conniption fit
i'm gonna have a conniption fit
conniption fit conniption fit
conniption fit conniption fit