Today is the first day of the rest of your life
And I, I'm wishing I was there
But you're probably thinking
You know I bet you don't even know what day it is
And yeah that's something I deserve
Because for the last year or so
I haven't said a word
And when you made your plea
I looked the other way
But I tell you it was bullsh**
And I'm wishing that you knew
That you're my only everything
And I swear to you that it's true
And I wish that I was there
Today is your ultra-mega, super-special day
And yeah I'm wishing I was there
But you're probably thinking
You know you'd better not miss the last train to Loserville
And yeah, you know that's something I deserve
Because for the last year or so
I haven't said a word
And when you made your plea
I looked the other way
But I tell you it was bullsh**
And I'm wishing that you knew
That you're my only everything
And I swear to you that it's true
And I wish that I was there