How I wish I had a rocket ship to blast out into the atmosphere
With my face on every billboard in the galaxy
I'd be some universal celebrity
And maybe you would think about me
How I wish I were a juggernaut, to leave you visibly distraught
But I don't make you double over I can't make you cry
How many fires do I start before you bat an eye?
And maybe make you think about me
Wax my legs to pa** the time
Sober friends and too much wine
You will be my valentine
If it's the last thing you do
Carve your name across my chest
Do anything that you request
With all this love I must profess
I am such a loser
Wish I had a red canoe, oh I forgot of course I do
But floating without paddles in a dirty lake
Only offers dysentery and bellyache
But maybe I would forget about you
Sleep all day to lose my mind
Dream about you, how I long and pine
You will be my valentine
If it's the last thing you do
Carve your name across my chest
Do anything that you request
With all this love I must profess
I am such a loser
I'll be running naked full tilt down the street
Waiting for the cops to come and arrest me
And then at 6pm maybe you will see me on TV
I'll be the one who's all blurry in the private parts
And you'll be swelling with love in your heart
I wish you saw the better side of all the love I would provide
Maybe some day if you heard me sing
Well you would toss your wedding ring
And maybe you would fall in love with me
Wax my legs to pa** the time
Sober friends and too much wine
You will be my valentine
If it's the last thing you do
Carve your name across my chest
Do anything that you request
With all this love I must profess
I am such a loser