I was accosted while shopping the other day
By a well dressed girl and guy
She was wearing her drab, pleated Sunday best
He had a white collared shirt and black tie
They asked me what I'd done for Jesus Christ of late
To deserve his forgiveness and grace?
I replied "I'm about to do something he'd love"
And I smashed them both right in the face
Appease your god and k** a Mormon
Appease your god and k** a Mormon
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Appease your god and k** a Mormon
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Established by a retard named Joseph Smith
On a mission to recruit and capture
Preach the Bible like any fanatical born-again
With a previously unreleased tell-all chapter
"What the f**'s the Book of Mormon?"
Allah and God are both decent dudes,
they only want you to live well.
And when you die you can go and stay with them
or burn with the Taliban and the Mormons in hell
Well?
Appease your god and k** a Mormon
Appease your god and k** a Mormon
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Appease your god and k** a Mormon
Appease your god and k** a Mormon
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