Nervous breakdown, boss must crack down, barbiturate
I've turned to hate
A welcome to you all
Welcome to you all
Welcome, welcome to you all
I can't face it
We can't face it
Doc please trace it
Shrink please chase it
So welcome
Welcome, welcome to you all
Welcome to the funny farm
Don't try to run we have an alarm
E, c, t is such a treat
Turn you into useless meat
Welcome to you all
Welcome to you all
Welcome, welcome to you all
I can't face it
We can't face it
Doc please trace it
Shrink please chase it
So welcome
Welcome
To you all
Welcome to the funny farm
Oh your face is nice and calm
E.c.t without a trace
Wipe that smile right off your face
So welcome to you all
Welcome to you all
Welcome
Welcome to you all
I can't face it
We can't face it
Doc please trace it
Shrink please chase it
So welcome
Welcome
To you all
Good-bye to the funny farm
Oh your face is nice and calm
We've found you a social slot
Live your life strapped in a cot
Welcome to you all
Welcome to you all
Welcome, welcome to you all
I can't face it
We can't face it
Doc please trace it
Shrink please chase it
So welcome
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome
To you all