I got somethin' to say to you and you better listen I'm'a tell ya how to be cool in one easy lesson Go! Sungla**es after dark! AAAAAHHHH! They're so sharp! And you'll be cool ...And the squares'll drool It's real simple... Sungla**es after dark! AAAAAHHHH! They're so sharp! Listen to this: Went out last Saturday night Got myself in a knife fight Everybody got cut includin' me 'Cause not one of us cats could see!
We had on S.A.D That's right I was hangin' around on the street When this great big guy ran right into me! I could hardly make him out, everything was so dim But then I seen what was wrong with him... He was wearin' sungla**es...after dark Sungla**es after dark! Whooooo! They're so sharp! Sungla**es after dark! Whooooo! It's so simple! ...Uh, where am I, by the way? ...Oh, yeah