One of America's great national pastimes is drinkin' a Coke
Takin' a smoke
Tellin' a joke
One of America's great national pastimes is playin' ball
Takin' it all
And thinkin' so small
Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore
The great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore
One of America's great national pastimes is chocolate fudge
Carryin' a grudge
Bribing a judge
One of America's great national pastimes is poisoning rain
Acting insane
Inflicting pain
Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore
The great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the
One of America's great national pastimes is the worship of speed
Planting the seeds
Takin' more than she needs
One of America's great national pastimes is cutting the gra**
Grabbin' some a**
Living too fast
Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore
The great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore