My girlfriend left the other day
Not a word to say she just went away
No big family did she want
Two dogs and my friends in our house
Now i don't know why she didn't like my lie
'bout mary and susan, or why?
My best friend left the other day
Not a word to say he just went away
I trusted him like nobody else
Leaned on him when things went wrong
Now he's off with my girl, my one and only pearl
Gonna find me another one
My boss fired me the other day
Not a word to say he just went away
Now there are millions of jobs in this world
So just lean back and relax
It's time to stay cool in this world full of rules
And one million dollar contracts