i'm going pissed to church and sing
the russian national hymn
i like to fart in libraries
and i do it with a grin
f** f** f** my best friend´s girl
and tell him she's a slag
and in a crowded aeroplane
i love to use the bag
i'm mean i'm bad i lie to you
i never tell the truth
set fire to your bed at night
and i sh** into your boot
so if you ever should think for yourself
how nice it would be oh so nice
rip off your sister's teddy-bear
stay rude - that's my advice
selling dope to teenage kids
is the biggest fun
the money i get out of it
enough to buy a gun
i steal old ladies handbags
and I drink the last beer
i nick my bosses' jaguar
and sell it much to dear
i'm mean i'm bad i lie to you
i never tell the truth
set fire to your bed at night
and i sh** into your boot
so if you ever should think for yourself
how nice it would be oh so nice
rip off your sister's teddy-bear
stay rude - that's my advice