If I could be a little bit younger If I could be a little bit older If I could be a little bit friendlier If I could be a little bit colder Then I would be a little bit better Yeah I would be a little bit better But I'm a middle man, stuck in the middle Right between everything tangible Just a middle man looking for a little Of something that'll make me more radical It's the only thing I've ever been That's been undeniable That's a middle man, here I am Invisible but reliable If I could be a little bit happier If I could be a little more cranky If I could be a little more Dixie If I could be a little more Yankee Then I would be a little bit better Yeah I would be a little bit better But I'm a middle man, stuck in the middle
Right between everything tangible Just a middle man looking for a little Of something that'll make me more radical It's the only thing I've ever been That's been undeniable That's a middle man, here I am Invisible but reliable If I could be a little bit uglier If I could be a little bit prettier If I could feel a little bit healthier If I could feel a little bit sh**tier Then I would be a little better Yeah I would be a little bit better But I'm a middle man, stuck in the middle Right between everything tangible Just a middle man looking for a little Of something that'll make me more radical It's the only thing I've ever been That's been undeniable That's a middle man, here I am Invisible but reliable