I love your bodywork and,
Your flashy pop-up lights,
The way you hug the corners,
However fast and tight,
She comes in 16 colours,
She'll s** your money dry,
Gives sh**ty mileage,
But come on lets get inside.
I love your slinky spoilers,
They really speak to me,
State of the art sound system,
Leather upholstery,
She purrs just like a kitten,
She seems to throb with pride,
Gives you the feeling,
You've been taken for a ride.
Pay no attention to the signs,
No stopping any time,
Come park that cha**is next to mine,
You know, I'm on a double yellow line.
I love your bodywork and,
Your flashy pop-up lights,
The way you hug the corners,
However fast and tight,
She comes in 16 colours,
She'll s** your money dry,
Gives sh**ty mileage,
But come on lets get inside.
Pay no attention to the sign,
No stopping any time,
Come park that cha**is next to mine,
You know, I'm on a double yellow line,
Ba ba da ba ba da ba ba bah.
I like to burn some rubber,
I like to feel the steel,
I like to put my foot down,
I like to take the wheel,
She purrs just like a kitten,
She'll go that final mile,
But if she's rocking,
Don't come knocking for a while.
Pay no attention to the sign,
No stopping any time,
Come park that cha**is next to mine,
You know, I'm on a double yellow line.