Sick and tired by the way you do Good time papa gonna poison you Sprinkle goofer dust all around your bed Wake up one of these days, find your own self dead She said "you shouldn't say that" I said "What did I say to make you mad this time baby?" She said "Umm... I don't know My oh my oh my" She said "I don't know but my baby's holding down" The woman I love she got devil in her jaw Clothes she's wearing made out of the best of cloth She can take 'em and wash 'em, put 'em upside a wall She can throw 'em out a window, pick 'em up a little bit before the fall Sometimes I think you got your habits on She said You shouldn't say that I said "Well, what did I say to piss you off this time baby?" She said "Umm... I don't know, my oh my, I don't know But my baby's holding down" My momma told me, my momma sat down and cried She said "you're too young to have as many woman you got" I looked at my mother dear, didn't even crack a smile
Said "If women k** me I don't mind dying" The woman I love, I want to wait for last The woman I love, I have all cla** Thought I warned you baby, a long time ago Better watch your step or I'm going to have to let you go She said "you shouldn't say that" I said "Well, baby You know when you bend over I see every bit of Christmas And when you bend back I'm looking right into the new year" She said "Honey, honey, you know I gave up cigarettes for my new year's resolution But I didn't give up smoking" I said "Woman, woman, you going to walk a mile for a Camel Or are you going to make like Mr Chesterfield and satisfy?" She said, she said "That all depends on what you're packing Regular or kingsize" Then she pulled out my Jim Beam, and to her surprise It was every bit as hard as my Canadian Club I said "Well now what you got to say baby?" She said "Umm... I don't know My oh my oh my" She said "I don't know But my baby's holding down"