I awoke to everyone's favourite The scent of new-mown gra** I knew I'd been here and almost everywhere else before But the shape of your youthful a** Heading for the shower Was a sign, a surely beneficial spell Though all the ingredients were artificial Brewed in some factory in the Mid-west By mild-mannered family men Oh it seemed so real Your gaze like a charm of the way I'd feel Your touch on my departing arm, my body flown TO be buried in damp, dark England My time capsule containing your fake I.D. ghost And it's rained here, like God's open bar
His treat to the old-world soil Where you are, the fake the rain Import it like the electricity that still fails And in your unlikely darkness, how can we tell what's real? You'd swear that cranberry shade was artificial But it's really cochineal So kiss my eyes to the sound of a million dying insects Shut my eyes to the sweet remembered s** & all Ignore my calls but write me a note Write my valediction, and I hear a voice So loving and so personal And I stretch out on the new-mown gra** And I breathe in