MICKEY
IF I WAS LIKE HIM
I'D KNOW ALL THE RIGHT WORDS
EDWARD
IF I WAS LIKE HIM
I'D KNOW SOME REAL BIRDS
APART FROM THOSE IN MY DREAMS
AND IN MAGAZINES
JUST LOOK AT HIS HAIR
MICKEY
HIS HAIR'S DARK AND WAVY
EDWARD
IT JUST ISN'T FAIR
MICKEY
MINE'S THE COLOUR OF GRAVY
EDWARD/MICKEY
EACH PART OF HIS FACE
IS IN JUST THE RIGHT PLACE, IS
HE LAUGHING AT ME
EDWARD
AT MY NOSE, DID HE NOTICE
MICKEY
I SHOULD WEAR A BRACE
EDWARD
THAT I'VE GOT HALITOSIS
MICKEY/EDWARD
WHEN NATURE PICKED ON ME
SHE CHOSE TO STICK ON ME
EDWARD
EYES THAT DON'T MATCH
MICKEY
I'VE GOT EARS THAT STAND OUT
EDWARD/MICKEY
SHE PICKED THE WRONG BATCH
WHEN SHE HANDED MINE OUT
AND THEN SHE ATTACKED ME
WITH PERMANENT ACNE
EDWARD
I WISH I WAS A BIT LIKE
WISH THAT I COULD SCORE A HIT LIKE
BE JUSTA LITTLE BIT LIKE
MICKEY/EDWARD
THAT GUY
THAT GUY
MICKEY
I WISH THAT I COULD BE LIKE
JUST A LITTLE LESS LIKE ME
EDWARD
LIKE THE KINDA GUY I SEE, LIKE
EDWARD/MICKEY
THAT GUY
THAT GUY