Good afternoon, boys and girls
Thank you for inviting me to your cla**room today
Ah, now I have, uh, here in front of me, uh, a green, ah, leafy substance, ah, which I am going to light
Uh, now I wonder, could one of you boys and girls guess what this substance might be?
I feel like smoking
(Let's go get stoned)
I feel like toking
(Let's go get stoned)
I feel like packing down on cones
(Let's go get stoned)
I feel like boxing out the house
(Let's go get stoned)
Let's go
I need some meditation
(Let's go get stoned)
I wanna play Mario Kart
(Let's go get stoned)
I feel like calling in sick
(Let's go get stoned)
Yeah, I wanna do, I wanna smoke
(Let's go get stoned)