I don't wanna do this grown up sh** no more
I wanna shoot the sh** with you and crash out on your floor
But the floor's long gone and so are you my friend
And now I wonder if we'll ever shoot the sh**
Cause now everybody's opted for a new kind of life
The buddy gets the boot from the screaming wife
It's really f**ed that no one wants to be a kid no more
Cause the best bed I ever had was on your floor
It ain't as bad as I make it seem
But it's got me feeling down
And I know that it wouldn't be such sh**
If you were still around
And if you're ever in town come knocking on my door
There will always be a place for you on my floor
Yeah we'll sip a Schlitz and sit around and shoot the sh**
And laugh at all the jokes no one will ever get
Man I'm so glad you didn't go out like those f**ers did
Your hair is going gray but you're still a kid
And really pissed that no one wants to be a kid no more
Cause the most fun I ever had was on your floor
It ain't as bad as I make it seem
But it's got me feeling down
And I know that it wouldn't be such sh**
If you were still around