Words can get f**ed
They can't explain my love for you
Feelings and sh** and that and yeah nah and so forth
My heart's been kicked out of bounds on the full
Words are sh**house
The alphabet's a poof
I've cried till my eyes are as dry as a dead dingo's donga
Seems years since I bowled a maiden over
Oh Trishine
I'm the ute and you're the diesel
Oh Trishine
I'm the bowl and you're the Cheezels
You had me at show us your dick
Words have got nothing
They can onomatopissoff
You left me up sh** creek without a paddle
No one tells you bout sh** waterfall
Flowing into sh** sea
Why d'ya have to change the locks?
Why d'ya have to change the locks?
f**in keychange
Why don't you answer when I knock?
We're like two peas in a pod
We were a ball of socks
And now I'm odd