Well you see my beard
And you think that I'm a lazy slob
Yeah you see my beard and you think that I don't have a job
And you're right
And you're right
I don't have a job
(Don't have a job)
I don't have a job)
(Don't have a job)
I do have a beard
(Do have a beard)
But I don't have a job
(Don't have a job)
Well you see my beard
And you think I must live indecently
Yeah you see my beard and you a**ume that I haven't showered recently
(Haven't showered recently)
And you're right
As it happens you're right
I haven't showered recently
(Haven't showered recently)
I haven't showered recently
(Don't have a job)
I don't have a job
(You don't have a job)
I do have a beard
(But you don't have a job)
I been spending my days stroking my beard
I been spending my days stroking my beard
I been spending my days stroking my beard
I been spending my days
Well you see my beard
And you think that I look like a thug
Yeah you see my beard and you decide that I must be on d**
(Must be on d**)
And you're right
On this occasion you're right
I am on d**
(You are on d**)
I am on d**
(You don't have a job)
And I haven't showered recently
(Haven't showered recently)
I don't have a job
(You should get a job)
I been spending my days stroking my beard
I been spending my days stroking my beard
I been spending my days stroking my beard
I been spending my days
Stroking my beard
(You don't have a job)
I don't have a job
(You don't have a job)
I haven't showered recently
(Haven't showered recently)
I am on d**
(Stop taking d**)
I've been spending my days
(Spending your days)
Just stroking my beard
(You are on d**)
My beard feels really nice
(That's cause you're on d**)
I am on d**
(Stop being on d** and get a job)
I have a beard