Had a girl An actual girlfriend yeah She asked me To trim back my face hair But nobody ever Tells me to shave Tells me to shave So I dumped her I dumped her arse straight away 'Cause I'm bearded And that's how it's going to stay I let it grow Sometimes it annoyed me Sometimes it itched And girls would avoid me But whenever I looked at A bearded man A bearded man It made me feel glad That I'd stuck to the plan I'd stuck to the plan And kept my beard And that's when I met you You said; 'Nice beard' How could I forget you?
As soon as I saw you I suddenly knew I suddenly knew That you liked me for my beard And I liked yours too I liked yours too And I... I got a beard And you helped me groom it I got a beard I'm so glad you approve it Yeah I got a beard (Got me a beard) Oh, I've got me a beard (Got me a beard) Yes I've got me a beard (Got me a beard) I've got me a beard (Got me a beard) Oawawa! Yeah got me a beard (I got a beard) (Got me a beard)(I got a beard) (Got me a beard)(I got a beard) (Got me a beard)(I got a beard)