Rhett! Rhett! Rhett! Rhett!
Bloody Giorgi beef tips with a whole fish
Cucumbers and eggs, thirteen clams plus tip
Spaghetti western novels, got that Louis L'amour
Henley knows The Lonesome Gods from The Rustlers of West Fork
Wrinkled khakis, deep pleats, and white socks
Five bu*ton thermal henley two sizes too small
Gotta hit the floor when the Metro backfires
The engine's well and gone but he rolls Yokohama tires
Took a bronze medal (junior varsity tennis), took a ribbon from the RC event he attended
(Hair Game) Dave Matthews, baby, get get nervous
The doctor rocks a thermos when he's perving on your dermis
Rhett! Rhett! Rhett! Rhett!