I'm gonna be round my vegetables
I'm gonna chow down my vegetables
I like you most of all, my favorite vegetable
(Roll all around, dig a hole in the ground)
If you bought a big brown bag of them home
I'd jump up and down and hope you'd toss me a carrot
Tripped on a cornucopia
Strip the stalk green and I hope ya
Like me the most of all, my favorite vegetable
(Pop those bu*tons right off of my shirt)
I tried to kick the ball
But my tennie flew right off
I'm red as a beet 'cause I got so flustered