There's no job to pay the rent
There's no love to make it better
There's no plans
What'chu doin' later?
Take my hand, alligator
Life is funny
Life's a laugh
Life is lonely
Yeah, it's a drag
And what's your name?
How you doin'?
I like your hair
How do you do it?
And it's not fair
That you're taken
And it's unfair
That you're spoken for
Life is funny
Life's a laugh
Life is lonely
It's a drag
And I don't care
You're not a traitor
I'll take the stairs
Not the elevator
And one day
I'll see you at the top
? on a love that never stops
And I've been on the way too long
I've been on the way too long
Been on the way too long
I've been on the way too long
Life is funny
Life's a laugh
Life is lonely
It's a drag
And oh, what a drag
And I've been on the way too long
I've been on the way too long
I've been on the way too long