((Felt that this is a little confusing with all the speaking parts, so I've added a distinction between the three. Benny's lines are in bold, Jordan's are regular, and Lee's are in italics.))
After the gigs, people do like to ask us questions, which is cool - you can ask us questions, that's fine. However, there is one question we do get asked all the time, and you're probably thinking of it right now, so we figured the best way to answer that question is pre-emptively, and through song.
Yes, I know. I look like Jack Black
Yes
(We know)
I know
(We know)
Do you think that no-one's said that
We tried to take it graciously
But we are not Tenacious D
So please don't be a co*k
I have seen School of Rock
I know I look
(a bit)
like Jack Black.
Can see the pa**ing resemblance
Yes. I know, I look like Eddie Murphy.
You don't!
You don't look like Eddie Murphy!
He doesn't look a thing like him!
Dude.
Wha-
That is very racist.
What?
Racist? How can that possibly be racist?
If you laughed, you also are very racist.
Dude, don't call the audience racist!
Yeah! If anything, you're the racist!
Yeah, yeah. How racist, on a scale of white to black?
(yeah.)
.... Mexican!
Racist!
That's racist!
That is racist!
You are so racist!
I think we know who the racist is.
Well, Benny, why don't you sing your song, then, about the person you look like?
Oh yeah yeah yeah, you sing your- sing your song.
Don't know what they're talking about.
You know!
No, you know! We wrote you a song!
Jordan sang his, and I sang mine.
There is no song.
Now you sing yours.
No, sing the song about who you look like.
There isn't a song. I don't look like them.
Sing the song. Do you want him to sing the song?
I don't look like them, so I'm not going to sing it.
Yeah, come on! RAW Comedy wants you to sing the song
I don't look like them, so there's no point singing it.
Sing the song! Sing the song. Sing it! Sing it! SING IT!
I'M NOT fu*kING SINGING IT, alright?
Sing it or you don't get paid. Sing it or you're not getting paid.
Sorry, you can't do that.
He CAN do that.
I DID do that. Push your bu*tons.
Clonk your clonk.
Yes, I know
I look like Chicken Little
CHICKEN LITTLE!
CHICKEN LITTLE! AWWW!
CHCIKEN. LITTLE!
CHICKEN LITTLE! AW.
Aw, look, Chicken Little! Littla chickling!
You are the little chickling!
Ahhh, "the sky is falling!"
"I don't believe you, Chicken Little!"
What's in the sky?
No.
An acorn hit him in the head.
What a f**tard.