I'm driving alone and I'm feeling down
I'm sick of world and this deadbeat town
Something moving catches my eye
Oh my god it's a floppy guy
f** Yeah, Floppy Guys
Flopping around what a f**ing surprise
f** Yeah, can't believe my eyes
Floppy Guys
A majestic dancer of cloth and air
What is he selling I just don't care
Second hand cars, above ground pools
Surplus corn, no it's much more cool
f** Yeah, It's a Floppy Guy shop
I'm so glad I decided to stop
I've found my own and I watch him bob
At the Floppy Guy shop
Floppy Guys, I'll take two
One for me and one for you
What I did next is no surprise
I wrote a song about, Floppy Guys
So here's a solution for impulse buys
Like lasers, corn and floppy guys
Use them in a song and you can relax
Cos you can claim it all on your tax
On Your Tax, We claim this sh** on our tax
f** Yeah, Floppy Guys!
Fiscal stability justified
f** Yeah, Reach for the sky
Floppy Guys!