[Verse 1: Pustulus Maximus]
Robin slashed his wrist and then he hung from a rope
Peter's heart gave out after he'd kicked dope
Jeff, bit by a spider, died of toxic shock
Ryan drove his car right into a rock
Cancer brought down the Walls of Castleman
Damn it, David. I miss you, man!
[Chorus: All]
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friend and they died
[Verse 2: Beefcake the Mighty]
Sean was beat to d**h by the Boston PD
Drunk in his cell, no more d**h Piggy
Dimebag was shot by a lunatic fan
Mike Scaccia died with a guitar in his hand
Those were three more friends of mine
Three more friends that died
[Balsac the Jaws of d**h]
Crazy White Sean, how crazy could it get
That he choked in a chat on the internet
Cory died in his bunk at a border crossing
The gap in his teeth still in need of a flossing
Cory, I miss you my brother
You left little Cory without a father
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Blothar]
Dave died alone in his chair in his room
He had just turned 50, it was way too soon
Oderus went up in flames
Now all of Vallhalla chants his name!
Oderus, I miss you more than all the others
I salute you my brother!
[All]
Oderus died, died
Oderus died, died
Oderus died, died
Oderus died, died
He was all of our friend and he died
Oderus died, died
Oderus died, died
Oderus died, died
Oderus died, died
He was all of our friend and he died
He was all of our friend and he died