Night after night I tell myself That I gotta find a way to escape this void After all is said and done My resumè's gonna be elegant from now on You put the strap around your neck Funny that I'm not dangling up there all along Sickness will kindly talk to the mind when the mind can't take it anymore Put on your amazing leotard and learn all you should know Ooh-oh! Gotta make way for the new pollution Ooh-oh! It's gonna be a hairspray revolution Ooh-oh! Life left you only seconds to play I never know you, never will If we'd meet I'd probably hate you from the very start up a fight, I'd fight you right But by the end of the night we'd be the ones to hang out Buy you a drink, a smoke, a pint Saying that it's gonna be elegant from now on
Sickness will kindly talk to the mind when the mind's got nowhere else to go Put on your amazing leotard and get on with the show Ooh-oh! Gotta make way for the new pollution Ooh-oh! It's gonna be a hairspray revolution Ooh-oh! Life left you only seconds to play Looking like a right potato Never saw a grimmer look You tell me I'm a masturbator - See you still know some of the frech you took! And they'll beat you to the ground Treat you like a hound Cheat away your money turn your best friend around They'll tell you that you're overrated But still they'll take a closer look So come down Kid! We are all waiting down here... Ooh-oh! Gotta make way for the new pollution Ooh-oh! It's gonna be a hairspray revolution