Rich boys with fancy cars
They'll drive you anywhere but mars
They wanna seclude you
They have bad intentions with you
He's got a bottle of absolut
And he's absolutely sure she's a lightweight
One shot, the girl has ten
She's wasted and the guy thinks its mighty great
His hands reach for her dress
Her lips begin to quiver
He reaches for her breast
She has a nervous shiver then she
VOMITS!
VOMITS!
VOMITS ON HIS CAR!
THE GUY GETS PISSED AND KICKS THE GIRL OUT OF HIS CAR
He tells her to walk home even though they're really far
She's blacked out drunk and she keeps puking in a jar
She takes the jar of spew and throws it at his window
The guy says "WHAT THE fu*k YOU CLEAN THIS UP U DUM HOE"
She starts to laugh and opens his trunk
And she gets an umbrella
Smashes on the windshield
And it goes kerplunk
Oh oh
And that's why you don't mess with a bad b**h when she's drunk
Oh no
And that's why you don't mess with a bad b**h when she's drunk
Ooooh
Ooooh
Oooh
Oooooohh