There's so much to be happy about
In this life what a wonderful chance
We have to work hard, play hard
And maybe even find yourself a girl
And make some romance
So don't you think it'd be so lame
To get all crazy drunk
And start a fight?
We'd much rather dance with some girls
So if you want to fight
Get the heck outta here you stupid fool!
Please don't k** us
We're just the aquabats
We're just trying to have
A little fun
Ha ha ha ha
So if you want to fight
We can duke it out
Just please don't k** us
With your gun
We're all just peaceful little aquabats
We would never take a life
We don't want to fight
But if we must,
Please be cool,
No guns or knives.
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