There is a pub In tumbridge wells Where the landlord is A wa*ker Yes he has a girl She don't notice me And I don't understand what she sees in him No I don't understand what she sees in him Cause hes a wa*ker The landlord is a f*ckin wa*ker The landlord is a f*ckin wa*ker The landlord is a wa*ker She looks good But she don't like me She thinks I'm rather dirty
And ugly She is nice Oh whats she doing with him If she was my girl Id give her what for I don't understand What she sees in him Cause hes a wa*ker The landlord is a f*ckin wa*ker The landlord is a f*cking wa*ker The landlord is a f*cking wa*ker What a c*nt! But hes a wa*ker The landlord is a f*cking wa*ker Hes also a f*cking c*nt!