There is a pub
In tumbridge wells
Where the landlord is
A wa*ker
Yes he has a girl
She don't notice me
And I don't understand what she sees in him
No I don't understand what she sees in him
Cause hes a wa*ker
The landlord is a f*ckin wa*ker
The landlord is a f*ckin wa*ker
The landlord is a wa*ker
She looks good
But she don't like me
She thinks I'm rather dirty
And ugly
She is nice
Oh whats she doing with him
If she was my girl
Id give her what for
I don't understand
What she sees in him
Cause hes a wa*ker
The landlord is a f*ckin wa*ker
The landlord is a f*cking wa*ker
The landlord is a f*cking wa*ker
What a c*nt!
But hes a wa*ker
The landlord is a f*cking wa*ker
Hes also a f*cking c*nt!