You can bring Pearl
She's a darn nice girl
But don't bring Lulu
You can bring Rose
With her turned up nose
But don't bring Lulu
Lulu always wants to do
What the boys don't want to do
When she struts her stuff around
London bridge is falling down
You can bring cake
Or Porterhouse steak
But don't bring Lulu
Lulu gets blue
And she goes cuckoo
Like a clock up on the shelf
She's the kind of smartie
Who breaks up every party
Hullabalooloo, don't bring Lulu
She'll come by herself