[Verse 1]
I've got a premonition
And I won't be seeing women
There's just a petty little factor
But it's a big turnoff
I'm not a magician
And it wasn't my decision
But I just get backhanded
The most I get is a scoff
[Chorus]
Why are you so angry all the time?
I haven't got the right
Brighten up, I just might
If it weren't for my height
[Verse 2]
I've got a condition
I'm as grim as a mortician
It's a stupid little factor
But it don't make the birdies sing
I need some recognition
'Cause it's flaming my ignition
It may not be a third-world country
But it's the next worst thing
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
If you want it
Reach for it
That'd be easier if I was tall
f**
[Chorus]