Who's (who has) got a computer for a mind Chorus: The Brain Who's got an IQ like an Einstein Chorus: The Brain He's a genius but he's a schemer who plays a fiendish game Diabolically cool Don't fool with the brain You never can tell what's in his head Chorus: The Brain He spends all his time weaving his web Chorus: The Brain Every time that he figures out is a masterpiece of crime He comes up with the wildest schemes And they work out every time They call him the brain, fabulous brain Stealing a heart or robbing a train No girl's ever the same After her lock's (lock has) been picked by the brain Chorus: The Brain Chorus: The Brain Chorus: The Brain
There's a handsome price on his handsome head They'd like to try to brainwash the brain for good things instead I bet that no-one catches him He's too smart for them Chorus: The Brain Chorus: The Brain Chorus: The Brain There's a handsome price on his handsome head They'd like to try and brainwash the brain for good things instead I bet that no-one catches him He's too smart for them Chorus: The Brain Chorus: The Brain Chorus: The Brain You may think your j**els are safe and sound But nothing is safe when he's around Chorus: The Brain Beware of the Brain Don't fool with the Brain Beware of the Brain Don't fool with the Brain...