Well you been partyin' all night long
Better sober up before you drive back home
You might find a blue light on your tail
And they can always tell by the way you smell
Get a DUI and then you're SOL
And then some VIP at the DMV
Give ya license number and your DOB to the COP
Who take you down to the jail
You be a SRO in a holding cell
When you get DUI then you're SOL
DUI/SOL better quit before you hurt yourself
Remember what MADD Mothers say
DUI equals DOA
Yeah
Well I ain't tryin' to tell you what to do
I ain't your momma with an attitude
I ain't your preacher telling' you that you're goin' to hell
But if you're gonna drive drunk you gonna go to jail
And if your DUI then you're SOL
DUI/Wooo SOL
You'd better quit before you hurt yourself
You'll be a spendin' the night in the roach motel
And if your DUI then you're SOL
Wooooo
DUI/SOL
You'd better quit
Wooo