Well, I'm that "f** you" member of the wrecking crew
Dragging my balls from California to Kathmandu
I don't monkey around, I'll freaking clobber a Kong
f** every window in your building, my dong is so long
I'm on a rampage, no cage with ape rage
Wrote the book of matches, bringing the pain with flames
Devour forty towers with gorilla war
You'll all rue the day that the world met George
Smash a tank, punch a hole in this bank
Eat this chicken without asking just to Ralph in your faces
Running of places to duck behind
Cause we're that real life Jekyll and Hyde
Rampage (My dick is the size of a bus, c'mon!)
Rampage (A-S-D-F-G-H, look at me now!)
Rampage (I'm falling everwhere, c'mon, c'mon!)
Rampage (I want to take you down)
You know we're coming to your town
And we're here to party down
We're on a rampage (Yes, you're doomed, yes, you're doomed, yes, you're doomed!)
Move it over there, cause I'm the big lizard
k**ing your brain like a Dairy Queen Blizzard
Up, down, side to side
You can try to run, but you just can't hide
I'm cold blooded, cold as ice
Giving high fives, naughty or nice
Man, you better think twice, do you want a piece of me?
Can't a motherf**er get a whole second of peace?
I'm on a rampage, and I came to get down
Turn your whole city into kind of a town
No flash photography, please
Now everybody sing it with me
Rampage (My dick is the size of a bus, c'mon!)
Rampage (A-S-D-F-G-H, look at me now!)
Rampage (I'm falling everwhere, c'mon, c'mon!)
Rampage (I want to take you down)
You know we're coming to your town
And we're here to party down
We're on a rampage (Yes, you're doomed, yes, you're doomed, yes, you're doomed!)
(Breaking news, this just in: Giant monsters are destroying the city! Oh my God, is that what I think it is?)
Rampage (My dick is the size of a bus, c'mon!)
Rampage (A-S-D-F-G-H, look at me now!)
Rampage (I'm falling everwhere, c'mon, c'mon!)
Rampage (I want to take you down)
You know we're coming to your town
And we're here to party down
We're on a rampage