Get your a** in the kitchen
Do what you is told
The sink is full of dishes
The tub is full of mold
I have no clean underwear
I have to think of more chores
Get your a** on your knees with a toothbrush and scrub my f**ing floors
(Duane... Dude, what the f** are you doing?)
(How many times do I have to tell you, dude? You're doing it all wrong.)
You gotta do her like this:
Kick her in the face, in the jaw
Kick that b**h 'til you can't kick no more
Then you do a little jig like this
(Like this?)
Then you hit her in the mouth with your fist
(With my fist!)
Aw, sh**!
BrandO said knock you out
I'm about to show you what it's all about
I'll throw a motherf**ing shoe (That's right)
And then I'll tell her what to f**ing do (Uh-huh)
She loves the abuse, don't let her lie to you
A woman ain't nothing but a thing to screw
(Hey, guys, I brought the game with me- ...What the f**?)
I'm gonna call the cops
You can't hit a woman like that
You gotta buy 'em flowers
Where's my baseball bat?
Let's put his a** in the trunk
Take him to the river, then dump this punk
(911, what's your emergency?)
They hit me in the face
They hit me in the jaw
I'm sorry, but I had no one else to call
They threw a f**ing shoe at me and broke my nose
My eye's puffing like a motherf**ing crescent roll
When they headed outside, I locked the door
I had to drag my lifeless body all across the floor
I'm bleeding real bad and I've got two black eyes
(b**h, you should probably listen better next time)