(Hallo, freunde! Jetzt kommt de Super Mario Brothers Super Show!)
I'm on my way to the castle and sh**
With a fireball for Koopa for stealing my b**h
See I'm a plumber with an attitude, and when it's pointed at you
You'd best believe I'll be comin' with tricks (Now hear this)
Mr. Goomba, tell King Koopa the Mario Brothers are back in the house (To throw down)
Cause you're craving, misbehaving, no faking
Soon you'll be shutting your mouth (For sure now)
I'm gonna put you in your place 'til the princess is safe
Nobody's gonna be playing with me (See, G?)
Mr. Koopa, I'mma straight shoot you, boot you
Drop your a** into the deep (L-l-lava)
Luigi on the scene, don't forget about me
I got your back and I'm dressed in green
And even if you don't make it to the end of the game
King Koopa's gotta deal with me
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side
Come on, it's time to go
Do the Mario!
Take one step, and back again
Just like that
Wait a minute, there's a secret in this tunnel
I need a Mushroom, so pause on the rumble
Bring the beat back, bring back the trouble
If you clog the toilet, I'll be there on the double
I'm the Mushroom popping, body dropping, lasagna eating, I'm defeating
All the romping motherf**ers like (What?)
Cross your fingers like (What?)
This plant is a c*nt and I'm about to chop it down, punk
Full power, I'm at the last stage
Take a drag of this cigarette and blow it in the face
Of the hammer throwing (8-bit sound effect) that keep running their mouth
Throw a plunger at that b**h and stomp his a** to the ground
King Koopa, leaving everyone in a stupor
Watch your a**, Mario, you ain't so super
Just wait 'til you get here, this ain't no dream
I'm gonna eat the f**ing Princess with cherries and whipped cream
Even if you win, you'll have to do it again and again
I always save the best for the end
Over the lava, past the ring of fire
When I make it to King Koopa, I'll make his a** expire
With a fireball down his throat, drop the bridge, up in smoke
Who put this axe here, is this a joke?
You'd better watch your a**, cause I ain't blowing no smoke
Now choke on this, cause you're about to be toothless
You're all talk, it's useless
You've got a damn platform over your head, stupid
See you in game three, until then we'll see
But now I've got some business with the Princess, G