(Hallo, freunde! Jetzt kommt de Super Mario Brothers Super Show!) I'm on my way to the castle and sh** With a fireball for Koopa for stealing my b**h See I'm a plumber with an attitude, and when it's pointed at you You'd best believe I'll be comin' with tricks (Now hear this) Mr. Goomba, tell King Koopa the Mario Brothers are back in the house (To throw down) Cause you're craving, misbehaving, no faking Soon you'll be shutting your mouth (For sure now) I'm gonna put you in your place 'til the princess is safe Nobody's gonna be playing with me (See, G?) Mr. Koopa, I'mma straight shoot you, boot you Drop your a** into the deep (L-l-lava) Luigi on the scene, don't forget about me I got your back and I'm dressed in green And even if you don't make it to the end of the game King Koopa's gotta deal with me Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side Come on, it's time to go Do the Mario! Take one step, and back again Just like that Wait a minute, there's a secret in this tunnel I need a Mushroom, so pause on the rumble Bring the beat back, bring back the trouble If you clog the toilet, I'll be there on the double I'm the Mushroom popping, body dropping, lasagna eating, I'm defeating
All the romping motherf**ers like (What?) Cross your fingers like (What?) This plant is a c*nt and I'm about to chop it down, punk Full power, I'm at the last stage Take a drag of this cigarette and blow it in the face Of the hammer throwing (8-bit sound effect) that keep running their mouth Throw a plunger at that b**h and stomp his a** to the ground King Koopa, leaving everyone in a stupor Watch your a**, Mario, you ain't so super Just wait 'til you get here, this ain't no dream I'm gonna eat the f**ing Princess with cherries and whipped cream Even if you win, you'll have to do it again and again I always save the best for the end Over the lava, past the ring of fire When I make it to King Koopa, I'll make his a** expire With a fireball down his throat, drop the bridge, up in smoke Who put this axe here, is this a joke? You'd better watch your a**, cause I ain't blowing no smoke Now choke on this, cause you're about to be toothless You're all talk, it's useless You've got a damn platform over your head, stupid See you in game three, until then we'll see But now I've got some business with the Princess, G