D-D-D-Double Dragon, f**ing your face, it's time to duke it
Billy and Jimmy Lee, b**h, fighting is useless
'Bout to break out and smash and get my girl back
f**ing now it's time to taste this Sousetsuken
With the lightning speed, you can't be f**ing with me
f**ing punch you in the face until my fist bleeds
My bro Jimmy's got my back, he'll always be my n***a
He won't think twice about pulling the trigger
New York's gone to sh** since the apocalypse hit
Me and my brother are the only people here. legit
Damn, b**h, take this fist, I'm gonna steal your whip
Grab your face and straight kick it like I'm trying to break it, c'mon
I see you're gangsta, I'm pretty gangsta myself (Pow!)
Jimmy Lee and I'm bad for your health
Selflessly devoted member of the f** You Club
Clubbing you like a baby seal and cutting you up in the tub
You see the Black Warriors? (Yeah)
Their sh**'s kind of wacky
The world's seen the last of (Who?)
William Mackey, b**h! I'm f**ing pissed, 'bout to take that whip
Hit 'em so hard, they'll be sh**ting bricks
Abobo don't know he'll fall in a hole
Double Dragon, b**h, you don't even know
About to infiltrate, bust a hole in the gate
Grab a crate and straight put a dent in your face
Cause New York's gone to sh** since the apocalypse hit
Me and my brother are the only people here legit
Damn, b**h, s** a dick, stay away from this sh**
I'm 'bout to wipe out the crime rate
b**h, any minute, c'mon!
Stop! Nail time
Can't touch this motherf**ing gangsta rhyme
Write "fail" on your face with the flick of my wrist
That's how I roll, know this, I got lots of tricks
You can't f** with this, cause we're dangerous
Step up to the plate, we'll rearrange your sh**
D-D-Double Dragon, dragging you down to the ground
Jimmy and Billy representing (Quit messing around)
Machine Gun Willy going down tonight
Fighting the Black Warriors until everything's alright again
Rescuing Marian, carryin' nothing but pain
Same sh**, same f**ed up day, c'mon
Billy and Jimmy, two headbu*ting motherf**ers
See these dragon tattoos? Don't f** around, co*ks**er
Take this bat and crack a black hole in your head
(You'll never beat me, f**ers!)
I just did, you're dead!
Yo, motherf**ers, yeah my name is Abobo
I keep my sh** tight though, and all of my homies know
Don't f**ing look at me like I'm Donkey Kong
Wrong! I'm twice as good looking and three times as strong
So you motherf**ers think you can just go crossing tracks?
Don't relax in this alley, you're gonna get some whip cracks
Yeah, that's right, I f**ing slapped your b**h and walked away
But after one night with me, she's gonna wanna stay
So just get the f** back and stop running your lips
Walking all up in my hood dressed up like Bloods and Crips
Doing ballet like West Side Story in your matching outfits
Oh, look, it's Billy and Jimmy, the double f*ggoty twins
Well listen up, Abobo, you f**ing h*mo
Fat-headed, pencil-leaded, I'll stab your a**, bro
You're going down in the hole, you don't even know
Jump-kick to the face, taking you down with one blow
Oh no, little bro, you k**ed Abobo
There's something that I think you should know before we go
I am the Shadow Boss (No!)
Yeah, sure, why not
And while I'm at it, your girlfriend thinks I'm totally hot
Well if that's how it's gotta be, I'm gonna take you down too!
I thought you were my brother, now you're dead, f** you!
f** me? Haha, b**h, f** me?
Let's take it outside, bro, then we'll see
How dare you go against me? I trusted your sh**!
I thought you was my brother, not some punk-a** b**h
A double crosser, not a dragon, wipe that smile off your face
Or I'll smash back and crack your f**ing jaw with a mace
My, my, my, my fist will hit you, so hard
Make you look like Charizard
I'm too legitimate to handle, bro
Like Mario put it best: Let's-a go!
Join us, don't be so stupid
Teach all of my warriors Sousetsuken
If you don't, I'll put you in a headlock, G
By the way, I think your girl really likes me
You can't f** with this sh** I'll f**ing k** you
I will give you such an atomic wedgie
I am telling Mom
How you gonna tell Mom?
Keep talking, motherf**er, I'm just setting you up for this
Fist of rage, why you act that way?
I'm a better f**ing fighter than you anyway (hahahaha)
Just give me my girl and get your a** home
Zoey's on in five-minutes, you never miss that show (No, no)
What do you know about the 101?
Leave Zoey alone, Nickelodeon's fun
Unlike me, you'd better run, think twice
About where you're hiding, big cats eat mice
My tiger style is devastating
You know you love it brother, don't be hating
Kick, punch, it's all in the method
Not mother-approved, but totally kid-tested
You can't f** with this sh**, I'll f**ing k** you!
I will give you such an atomic wedgie!
I am telling Mom
You wouldn't!
You stupid motherf**er I'm just setting you up for that boom!
(b**h!)