Character select: N-E-S-S
Give it up for the brainiac, I'll name him Jeff
I'm the man with the plan and I love to rock
I'm gonna name my dog King, even though he's not
I've got a girl on my crew, I'll let my game name her
Paula? Could that be any lamer?
I'll name the asian guy Poo cause I'm running late
I gotta get home because my mom made steak
That's delicious
Now let the game begin
Three more measures cause the solo kicked in
Now I'm sitting here blankly looking at the screen
I'm pressing start now, BrandO, I named my team
(Yes. High five and- Don't throw things at me again! That hurt. It hurt my feelings, and my emotions are now bruised. And my leg's kinda hurting, too. Boom.)
(Ness!)
(I'm coming to get you!)
(Ness!)
(I'm coming to f** you up!)
L-L-Listen to what I've got to say
I'm serious this time, my brother ran away
I'm in big trouble Ness, I'll be grounded for life
Help me out or I'll say something that'll cut you like a knife
One second Pokey, let me talk to my mom
"You ain't goin' nowhere with your PJs on!
Get up to your room and change your clothes!"
Fine! I'm packed, time to hit the road
Now my sister shows up
"Let me hold your stuff!"
"Take the Cracked Bat and your dog, King!"
Enough
Now come along, King!
"I don't think so, bud."
"Leave me alone, I'm gonna sleep on the rug."
Alright, mom, I'm out!
"Call your dad first!"
"Take the ATM card out of your mother's purse!"
"Call me later and I'll save your game."
Let's get out of this house before I go insane
Now we're walking through the woods on our way to the crash
There he is, behind the tree- Where you goin', a**?
Picky, let's go! Get out from under the tree!
Do you hear that sound? It sounds like a bee!
A bee I am... Not. I am Buzz Buzz
I was sent from the future. The fate of the world is in your hands!
You must destroy Giygas! Do not be afraid, Ness
Oh, no! An enemy!
I'm scared!
Do not be afraid. PSI Shield!
Listen up, Ness, stay on your guard
That Starman Junior will stomp you hard
Ten years in the future, all is devastation
That's why I showed up with no hesitation
Now, reach the point and you will find the light
You must shatter the Nightmare Rock, alright?
I'm serious, Ness, it is the truth, so listen!
Giygas is more evil than a politician
C'mon!
No star! No star, Starman!
(Yes star! Yes yes, Starman)
No star! No star, Starman!
I'm serious, you're dead!
Alright, you're home, go and talk to your dad
Tell him all about the wonderful adventures you had
"Mom and dad are gonna be so pissed!"
Your mother looks mad, you'd better give her a kiss
"You're grounded for life, now go to your room
Pull down your pants, I'm grabbing the broom."
"AAIIIIEE! A bee! I'll smash your guts out!"
"Aaah! You f**ing b**h, you f**ing k**ed me! Aaah!
The pain... The paaaaain!
Everything's getting dark. Goodbye, Ness...
Uuuurgh..."
One last thing before I finally die
Take this thing, it's called a Sound Stone, guy
There are eight different melodies that you have to record
To prevent the Cosmic Destroyer from sending all to the horror of eternal darkness
I'm dead...
...You wanna hear my story again?
Yes
Yes? Okay
One last thing before I finally die
Take this thing, it's called a Sound Stone, guy
There are eight different melodies that you have to record
To prevent the Cosmic Destroyer from sending all to the horror of eternal darkness
I'm dead...
...You wanna hear my story again? Okay
(Choking sounds)
I'm really dead now