(Have I got a bombshell for you tonight, kids!)
(Ahhh! Kaboom!)
(The Runaway Five! Yeah!)
Well I'm working for the man ever since I came to town
I'm stuck at Chaos Theatre 'cause the man has got me down
Ten thousand in the hole now and I'm trying not to complain
But it's hard to find a lady here with a pocket full of change
It's like "Where you goin' to, baby? Don't you see my dance moves?"
(Runaway Five)
Runaway Five (Aw yeah, don't you give me no droopy eyes, girl)
We're the Runaway Five yeah (Daddy's comin' home for Christmas)
Runaway Five (That's what I'm talkin' about)
We're the Runaway-
It's hard to be stuck here with a body like me
I'm a soul man, I'm doing all I can
Baby, all I wanna do is go on tour with my band
We sell out every night and every night we're in the hole
Don't you understand just what I mean? You gotta go and fight the mole
You gotta help us out, kid, go!
(Runaway Five)
Runaway Five (Aw, someone better fan me, baby)
We're the Runaway Five yeah (All this s**y's got me steamy, girl)
Runaway Five (My sungla**es are all foggy)
We're the Runaway-
It's hard to be stuck here with a body like me
(Give it up for Tim Lydon, everybody. HYUH!)
(Ah, those strings are soundin' extra tasty tonight, daddy-o!)
Runaway Five (Aw, someone better fan me, baby)
We're the Runaway Five yeah (All this s**y's got me steamy, girl)
Runaway Five (My sungla**es are all foggy)
We're the Runaway-
It's hard to be stuck here with a body like me
I'm workin' for the money, but the money don't work for me
With all the debt I'm in I pretty much just work for free
I'm stuck at Chaos Theatre, and I'm tryin' not to complain
But if I don't get outta Twoson, lord, then things'll never change
Aw, baby
Aw, girl
(Runaway Five)