Hey! Hey! I want a chinese takeaway! Hey! Hey! Woo woo woo! [x2] Went to the fish shop (ba ba be op!) Went to the chip shop (ba ba be op!) Went to the burger shop (ba ba be op!) Didn't have a long stop Hey! Hey! I want a chinese takeaway! Hey! Hey! Woo woo woo! [x2] Went to these places (ba ba be op!) Didn't like their faces (ba ba be op!)
No Television (ba ba be op!) No Competition Hey! Hey! I want a chinese takeaway! Hey! Hey! Woo woo woo! [x4] Now I'm in the right shop (ba ba be op!) To stop my hunger (ba ba be op!) Can't make my mind up (ba ba be op!) I'll just pick a number Hey! Hey! I want a chinese takeaway! Hey! Hey! Woo woo woo! [x6]