I'm Jack, Jack the lad
I'm a nasty habit
I'm the joker in the pack
I'm the prize exhibit
Alex, they call him Alex
Smart boy Alex
They call him Alex
I'm a dreamer, I'm a dream
I'm a fantasy addict
I'm a ghost in a ghost town
I'm a derelict
Alex, they call him Alex
Smart boy Alex
They call him Alex
They call him Alex
Smart boy Alex
They call him Alex
Smart boy Alex
I'm Jack, the giant k**er
I'm your shocking filler
I'm black, I'm white
I'm day and night
Alex, they call him Alex
Smart boy Alex
They call him Alex
They call him Alex
Smart boy Alex
They call him Alex
Smart boy Alex
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