[Verse 1]
First things first, I'm a real witch
Stand back Gryffindor, you 'bout to feel it
And all you muggle-born wizards, I'ma beat ya down
Like I'm givin' lessons in Quidditch
If you wanna bad witch, call me
Evil like Kenevil, little weasel, that's me
Full of snark, I'm a narc, full of dark ideas
My boyfriends got a dark mark on his wrist
Potter always makes us lose and we hate that
But Umbridge gave us power to abate that
Bring the traitors in, where my mates at?
You best believe I'll make you pay, brat
[Chorus]
My name's Pansy, and my blood is gold
A Slytherin bully, and a real pain, don't ya know?
My name's Pansy, I'm a little cray
Don't mess with my name, I'm a hag
[Verse 2]
I said, baby, I'm pure blood, but your blood is pure mud
I can't stand Hermione, and Weasley is no good
But Harry's the worst one, his allies are so dumb
Hagrid is stupid, I could rant about the DA
But I mean Gryffindor's fine, if you like mudbloods and swine
If I got put into that house, I'd think I'd just want to die
Slytherin is the best, and everyone is well dressed
Cause we got plenty of money, I mean now who would've guess?
Now tell me, who dat, who dat? Who's a true prat? True prat?
I be tellin' on my peers, 'cause I'm a hood rat, hood rat
I'm a mean little snitch, aidin' You-Know-Who
Tryin' to get rid of Potter with a pure-blooded coup
[Chorus]
My name's Pansy, and my blood is gold
A Slytherin bully, and a real pain, don't ya know?
My name's Pansy, I'm a little cray
Don't mess with my name, I'm a hag
[Verse 3]
Still thinkin' I'm the highest
But I can't even se, I'm biased
My actions are just dreadful
I'm more twisted than a super evil pretzel
That's just the way I love it
Being bad is the best and you can shove
Let's just see who is better
My blood is as pure as this rap is clever
[Chorus]
My name's Pansy, and my blood is gold
A Slytherin bully, and a real pain, don't ya know?
My name's Pansy, I'm a little cray
Don't mess with my name, I'm a hag
[Outro]
Who that, who that? A mean little snitch
Who that, who that? A super-wicked witch
Who that, who that? A mean little snitch
I'm a hag