[Verse 1]
I flew a car with the Weasleys
In the summer before school
I broke out of my prison and cruised with my best friend
While I bid the Dursleys adieu
We flew to the Burrow
Where Ron's mother found us out
She was all up in a fury
And very, very worried
'Cause they left without leaving a note
[Chorus]
To be honest, she was quite ticked off
But she said that it was not my fault
She made her sons go out to the garden
Go out to the garden
And take care of garden gnomes, garden gnomes
Take care of garden gnomes, garden gnomes
Let's hurl the garden gnomes
Let's hurl the garden gnomes
[Verse 2]
We needed Diagon Alley
To stock up before school
I said, "Floo powder power!" and bam, in a shower
I was covered in ashes and soot
Where I landed, I was not quite clear
But Hagrid came and saved my rear
Seems I wound up in Knockturn Alley all alone
[Chorus]
I wandered around from shop to shop
'Till I found my friends at Flourish and Blotts
They were waiting for a book signing
Waiting for a book signing
From that bloke, Lockhart, Lockhart
From that joke, Lockhart, Lockhart
That bloke, Lockhart
That joke, Lockhart
That bloke, Lockhart
That joke, Lockhart