[Verse 1]
I fiddle with the fiddler We spit riddles on the roof
With the riddler who riddled the truth
We Riddled the Ritalin riddled Riddler like he was pillaging the roost
Turned a chick out and then raised the roof
But did little with the proof
Poof like the dust clouds as I bust out
I must now
Rush wow!
Wiley Coyote now
Back to where I'm from
Run and grab my gun
My defense mechanism from prison has got me sprung
When I'm looking for some fun
I blurt out awkwardly and Smile sadly
My rhyming repetitions are coming off badly
Coming off badly
Coming coming off badly
1 dimensional thinking call you flat Stanley
Fat chance see
Eric Cartman-sized Nancy
You prancing
Acting like the champ, please
Don't test me I'm antsy
My gun's tom Clancy
Success and opportunity whenever I fancy
You really can't see
That No one gets past me
f**ers face planting
Whenever I'm blasting
My genre, got you dancing
Call me the grand Prix de l'Imaginaire
Cause my sh** is fantastiq
The heat rising will Have you melting like plastic
While I rise to the top like Mr fantastic
Marvel at the marvellous magic
Pulling a bunny out your a** wouldn't be as tragic
As Shakespeare when he penned hamlet
Catch that bunny rabbit With a mallet
That waskely wabbit Run an nab it
Go on and grab it Cause I've had it
I'll Barney Fife the strife and stab it
I'll stick to stones and ice you
Sharp like timor, I'll dice you
Chiffonade and slice you
My price too high for you
You spineless
That makes you paralysed
Nothing but a pair of eyes
Watching me in Paris rise
To the occasion
Cause everything I do
I do for my nation
Ga!!
[Verse 2]
That masturbating alligator slash the happy advocator
Friendly fire shots go higher cause he really miss you
While That sensual sensai diss you
Trying hard to dismiss you
Erupting like a volcano raises anger in the issue
Next month's cover should be the fact that he miss you
Chasing proof to find the truth
Spooking like the f**ing spook
Who shook your hand before he took all could to screw you through and sent your a** back to school
Re-educate the primal fool
Who acts like a f**ing tool
Whose Bar fight ends with a bleeding stool
Ga!!
[Verse 3]
This taxing laxing Action Jackson, jokingly, jacked a jumbo jacket
Ripped the seal broke the packet
All cause he can not Grant Hackett
Spilt his seed all on the ground
Rabid rabbit running round
Ground and pound
The murder sounds
All around him through the day
Making him feel extra grey
A cup of earl to start the day
Wishing he could fly away
Early morning long a** day
Hiding all his pain away
Neutered like a pet he's spayed
Lost like a pet he's stray
Walking along into the fray
The happiness shy's away
Looking for a brighter day
But all he finds is black and grey
But that's not how it's going to stay
No longer to remain a stray
You bet your a** he'll find a way