[Verse 1]
Don't pepper me with questions, your name ain't Rita Skeeter
If you do, I get up on my broom and whack a Bludger like a Beater
Listen up, pay close attention, turn your volume to a liter
If you are a scabby rat I'll expose you like Peter
I thought she could break it down, but turns out hip is stiff
But you know that didn't stop me from riding like a hippogriff
I don't need luck, so you can keep the Felix potion
Like Cube with no Vaseline, I always skip the lotion
Sipping bu*terbeer in Hogsmeade while you eating dog feed
May be only bone, but magic's fatal, make your dog bleed
I'm the real deal and your a fraud like Lockhart
You call it De Beers, while I call it my rock mart
You are just crony: take your pick: Crabbe or Goyle
And I am just ahead of my time like the Tesla coil
Chilling with my Blair Witch when the stairs switch
Beat these rappers like the games I play, and they don't dare glitch
[Hook]
Looking like I go to Hogwarts, I am a wizard
Feasting on these other rappers as if they gizzard
Make your face green, transformed to a lizard
Or I conjure up a weather storm, trap you in a blizzard
[Verse 2]
I'm here at practice while delinquents smoking joints
And I catch a snitch and beat it up for hundred-fifty points
Game changer, the moment I was born, hell shook
Just give me the OWLs, I've memorized the spell book
Imperio, Cruciatus, and of course the k**ing Curse
You may be despicable, but I am definitely worse
Take your stuff on the Express and go all through your purse
Take the Chocolate Frogs, charge half off, and disperse
I don't like a Gryffindor, I've give you a single warning
Stay out of my way or I'll see you at DADA in the morning
Not a single breath, looks like I have magic lungs
But I've never been a snake, so I don't speak Parseltongue
Notorious and feared like “He Who Must Not Be Named”
My reputation found me, but I'm not to be blamed
From “Muse” to this is decades change, gone from boy to man
My bars started decent but now they like Azkaban
[Hook]
Looking like I go to Hogwarts, I am a wizard
Feasting on these other rappers as if they gizzard
Make your face green, transformed to a lizard
Or I conjure up a weather storm, trap you in a blizzard
[Bridge]
Eyes pop like Mad Eye Moody when I see the booty
I couldn't even measure the size of the treasure
But she was trapped under a trapdoor guarded by Fluffy
So I got up, pulled the wand out and I slayed the beast like Buffy
Turned around and saw that was the Seeker of the Year
And I didn't even have to say “Bring that booty here”
At that point our chances of the House Cup were withering
But Albus D. saw me and said “That's fifty for Slytherin”
[Hook]
Looking like I go to Hogwarts, I am a wizard
Feasting on these other rappers as if they gizzard
Make your face green, transfigured to a lizard
Or I conjure up a weather storm, trap you in a blizzard
Looking like I go to Hogwarts, I am a wizard
Feasting on these other rappers as if they gizzard
Make your face green, transfigured to a lizard
Or I conjure up a weather storm, trap you in a blizzard