Phone RINGS. GATA ANSWERS
GATA: Yes?
STALKER: Hello, GATA
GATA: Who's this?
STALKER: You don't remember me? I'm probably your biggest fan. I saw you at Fashion is art, and at Fashionmusicality, I seent you at BareNaked Bake Sale, and at the Fetish Prom at QXT's, uhm…
GATA: Wait… who is this?
STALKER: At Majesty's Loft, at Insanitea, Newark Con, T-con…
GATA: Oh…
STALKER: I even tried to see you when you had your little girl—
GATA: ::scoffs::
STALKER: but security was pretty tight
GATA: Oh, Gah
STALKER: --pretty, pretty tight
GATA: What the hell
STALKER: That's a nice shirt you have on, by the way
GATA: Wait, what?!
STALKER: I'm looking at you right now
GATA: N-no…
STALKER: Yes, I am. Cat ears with purple in them? Hair in a ponytail… you do when you're working?
GATA: (sighs, chuckles) You don't learn, do you?
STALKER: Yeh, I—
GATA: Stop. No. You don't. But… you will. Find him
STALKER: Find me? What do you mean, find me?
BIG CAT YOWLS, SNARLS
STALKER: No—no—d'oh—don't—don't—ah--
GATA: I told you cornering me was a bad idea
STALKER: Uh—please—please— don't –don't girl—c'mon—
STALKER SCREAMS like a girl
BIG CAT ROARS
STALKER SCREAMS