I wish I were a trust fund kid where I would live? Of course across the williamsburg bridge Sleeping till whenever delivery to eat Afternoon strolls down bedford aka sersame street Pay high rent with a rooftop and a garden Whatever I desire with my parents card charging Drinking everynight buy everyone rounds Party like a rockstar snorting up mounds Pa** it all around what a life it would be No need to work no need for a salary Have a little hobby to hep me when bored You name there would be nothing I couldn't afford Buy used clothes appear to be a starving artist Tee shirts a size small If anything ges wrong pick up the phone Give mommy and daddy a call Oh what a life it would be everything free Living on my own schedule rightfully Hanging with hipsters acting melancoly b**hing bout the locals good golly miss molly Never seeing bills never physically payent rent Summers in the hamptons and winters in tibet When in the mood for wine take a trip to france If mommy and daddy say no theres all my uncles and aunts
If ever I was stresed take a vacation When my band would play i'd hire a standing ovation Pay for great reviews buy a record deal Hang with kanye west learn t be an a** for real f** what everyone think cuz cash rules If I ever had beef i'd pay goons to blast fools I'd buy all the gear I'd buy all the hoes I'd buy everything like anything goes I'd buy all the gear I'd buy all the hoes I'd buy everything like anything goes I'd buy all the gear I'd buy all the hoes I'd buy everything like anything goes Hire ghost writers to help me produce Take credit with a debit damn i'd have juice Me lift a finger i'd hire servants Screw every gold digger have em fighting for who's turn it is Of course they'd be tested no need to be protected If I ever knocked em up situation corrected Wouldn't it be nice to lead a worry free life Whenever sad and depressed Pop pills to refresh And i'd never give a sh** about a broke dick say It wouldn't be my fault that I was born this way....