I once had a big fight
With the one they call Lucifer
It was a tug of war; he got mad at my light
And didn't know what I called him a loser for
I took his sheep and stole his girl
Though I could never quite get used to her
Describe the madness you see (and)
They call you crazy
Never trust a man like me
Never trust a man like me
Never trust a man like me
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Step back in time through stone
They call you righteous
But I thought you left us
Statues and columns dance
When you stroke them from the ruins
And give them a chance
I am a tumbleweed
That's my undoing
The dust of John Henry's seed
But you're a lamb
And I'll make you bleed
Never trust a man like me
Never trust a man like me
Never trust a man like me
Never trust a man like me
Never trust a man like me
Captain America
Had much less hysteria
After they stabilized him
‘Cause he saw Esau
By the seesaw
With the man in Arkansas
Dressed in blue again
Captain Courageous' flaw
Was too contagious
For his next of kin
So he shaved
And he shed his skin
Never trust a man like me
Never trust a man like me
Never trust a man like me
Never trust a man like me
Never trust a man like me