Freckles down her whole back and knees and naval
Her hair is redder than a bloomed Japanese maple
But don’t you call her, son
She’ll deem you too bothersome to answer
She can be cooler than a wintery mix in winter
This girl has eaten skinnier hicks than you for dinner
Don’t you ask her
She’ll retract her every glance, sir
Cause Katie has got something that is new to you
And maybe lines of twentysomethings have been though this too
And I’m scared not to talk and equally scared to try to stand
But if you don’t walk the walk she’ll leave you for the guy who can
For the guy who can
If you make her laugh you’ll feel all kinds of a flutter
But don’t get it twisted, brother, be careful of the words you utter
Don’t you call her, son
She’ll deem you bothersome to answer
Cause Katie has got something, something that’s new to you
And maybe lines of twentysomethings have been though this too
And I’m equally scared not to talk and equally scared to try to stand
But if you don’t walk the walk she’ll leave you for the guy who can
For the guy who can
If you ever see her again, she’ll be all kinds of cordial
But even when she kicks your head in, not for a second will she be remorseful
Don’t offer her a single piece
Because Katie’s prepared to eat
Every morsel
Cause Katie has got something, something that’s new to you
And maybe lines of twentysomethings have been though this too
And I’m equally scared not to talk and equally scared to try to stand
But if you don’t walk the walk she’ll leave you for the guy who can
For the guy who can